Thursday, May 14, 2015

THE ART OF SHITTING (Short n Sweet)

       

       Ok guys! I got some hotness in the works, BUT IT AIN’T READY YET!!  Really I can’t rush it. I gotta let it cook so it can be juicy. So instead I wanted to share a project I have in the works with you… So here goes!


       EVERYONE SHITS! I know it, they know it and you know it too because we all do it. That’s why in a few years I’m going to write a book called “The Art Of Shitting.” The top 20 places in the World to meditate. Meditate is the code word I use with my professional girls when I got to take a shit. People are becoming too dehumanized. I was in the restaurant the other day with Azaiya and our mutual friend and their kids. Our friend had to breast feed her kid. Of course she did it at the table, because who wants to eat in the bathroom where everyone shits? A man at the other table remarked to his friend “Look, Disgusting.” First of all her tits was covered. Second of all FUCK YOU! What? Didn’t your momma give you love? I mean I know not everyone can breast feed so are you jealous? My thing is however, It ain’t none of your damn business! So if you rather hear a starving child wail shut the fuck up! I really dislike all these pussy in the world! They are so annoying! That’s all folks!

Friday, May 8, 2015

THE MATRIX


       I had a pretty awesome weekend! Saw the fight courtesy of Aziaya! The only time I watch boxing is with her family. We totally fell in love with Gamalier Rodriquez, practicing his name for a good fifteen minutes like we were planning on marrying him. He was hot… until he got his ass whooped. The rest was pretty boring but I had a great time, As usual. I got a shit load to talk about in terms of my life! So much actually that I need some time getting it in order, and to understand all of that I want to take the time to talk about……. THE MATRIX.

       We are living in some interesting times. Apparently there is a big magnetic shift that is changing every aspect of our world. It’s changing the roles of men and women, society, etc… if you want to find out more than research that shit! I want to talk about the dawn of the Matrix.

       The other day I was walking through the city, on one of my many errands, when I witnessed a woman loudly cursing a man out on the streets. He just smirked and looked down at his phone. But, I could tell he was embarrassed. This is what people do now a-days; they get uncomfortable and look down at their savior… the smartphone. It’s so fucking sad. No one is courageous enough to face reality anymore. I will never forget the first year I started college. I was so ready to meet new people! After my first two classes I went to sit out in the quad and waited… and waited. I know how to meet people, and at first I wasn't sure what the problem was until I saw the Nokia in their hands. This is before Smartphones! People were already using their phones to ignore everything back in 2000! It seems like your whole life is now contained in a little device. I can understand the attraction, walking around with a little, fit in your pocket computer.

       It’s more than just a phone, or the newest app. It permeates every aspect of our lives, and it started with the idiot box…. You know, TV. How many generations grew up mindlessly staring at the box, raised and educated by it? That’s why it’s hard for people to question the media. That’s why FOX is King! (Come on, how can you question the network that gave us ‘The Simpsons’?) The box is what other countries and cultures use to define other countries and cultures. That’s why all Black people are thugs, all Asians are smart and all White people are rich living in Sweet Valley. But this isn't new right? And for most it’s easier just to believe all of that crap.

I’m not going talk shit about music, I love Music.

       The internet is really what got us. I mean talk about information overload! You want to know about something? Google it! You want to meet people? Join an online dating service. You want to keep in touch with someone? Facebook is oh so happy to do that for you. Want to laugh? WORLDSTAR! I’m not here to really complain about all of that though. I love my IPHONE6 PLUS and I love the internet. What I don’t like is how the power that be is utilizing this technology to turn us into zombies. You want to show your love for someone? Just send a lot of emoji’s with hearts in em. Want to break up with someone? Just block them on everything! You want to feel popular? Just post a cool picture or deep posts for likes. You don’t have to do shit anymore, just sit on your misshapen ass, hunched over your phone giving your thumbs a proper workout! 

       So you may be asking yourself… or me, “Athena, what the hell does this have to do with the matrix?” A lot of us are not living anymore, and we are allowing our cyber life to dictate our real lives. It’s hard not to. At one point one use to say, “So what if it looks like that on FB, that’s not how it really is.” But now we have come to realize that this is the avenue that defines you to everyone and will probably define you after you are gone. Your kids are going to look at what you were up to ten years from now… maybe your grand kids will look in on you too. My boss is definitely trying to check out my Facebook… the nerve! Instead of a guy asking me if I am available for dating he will stalk my Instagram, and if he sees a picture of me smiling with a handsome guy he becomes a pussy. (Yeah I’m talking to you, think twice before you assume anything about me, I live more offline then I do on. Don’t define me by my posts.) I feel like that last line is so weak, but I can’t help it! I'll be the first to admit... yes I look too, what the hell do people post shit for if it isn't for you to look at it. The problem is we take it all as facts, that’s what we've come too.


       I miss the wonderful mystery of a new person… I miss that some things should never see the light of day and yet it does. My question to you is; what will this world look like five years from now? Fuck ten! Five years is sufficient enough to change the world as we know it. What new technology, app, or social network will they introduce to us to change the way we communicate with our family, friends, and the worlds. Do you think we are truly communicating right now?